{"id":1907,"date":"2008-03-02T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-02T15:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1907"},"modified":"2008-03-02T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-02T15:32:00","slug":"my-cats-can-be-unusually-cruel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again\/my-cats-can-be-unusually-cruel\/","title":{"rendered":"My cats can be unusually cruel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I settled in last night for an evening of getting acquainted with <i>30 Rock<\/i> and\/or <i>Lost<\/i>, both of which arrived yesterday in their little red Netflix envelopes. People have been raving to me about both these shows and I&#8217;ve never seen either. I had a bottle of wine and the whole evening alone, so it was time to get some serious TV-watching done.<\/p>\n<p>So I pop <i>30 Rock<\/i> in my PS2 (my only means of watching DVDs) and notice that for some reason the TV screen&#8217;s still blue.  And then I realize that&#8217;s because MY CAT (JACK) HAS CHEWED THROUGH THE A\/V CABLES COMPLETELY. Yellow is barely hanging by a wire and white is MIA, probably bathing in the acid in his fat fucking gut.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I settled in last night for an evening of getting acquainted with 30 Rock and\/or Lost, both of which arrived yesterday in their little red Netflix envelopes. People have been raving to me about both these shows and I&#8217;ve never seen either. I had a bottle of wine and the whole evening alone, so it was time to get some serious TV-watching done. So I pop 30 Rock in my PS2 (my only means of&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-uL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}