{"id":1918,"date":"2008-03-12T16:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T16:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1918"},"modified":"2008-03-12T16:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T16:20:00","slug":"fifty-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/birthdays\/fifty-two\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifty-two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2327287554\/\" title=\"mom and me by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2044\/2327287554_c1446896de.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"mom and me\" \/><\/a><br \/><font size=\"1\">&#8220;Um, I ordered this one <i>without<\/i> the extra crazy, okay?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s birthday. Once again I&#8217;m stuck here and can&#8217;t celebrate with her, but I guess we already technically celebrated over the weekend. It&#8217;s moot anyway, since she&#8217;s in Nashville at the doctor checking yet again on the status of the cyst on her kidney, which is enough to ruin anyone&#8217;s birthday. I&#8217;ve got every possible digit crossed in the hopes that the doctor will say, &#8220;My bad, it was just dust on the negative!&#8221; But, alas, we all know that it doesn&#8217;t work like that. So, we wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Um, I ordered this one without the extra crazy, okay?&#8221; Today&#8217;s my mom&#8217;s birthday. Once again I&#8217;m stuck here and can&#8217;t celebrate with her, but I guess we already technically celebrated over the weekend. It&#8217;s moot anyway, since she&#8217;s in Nashville at the doctor checking yet again on the status of the cyst on her kidney, which is enough to ruin anyone&#8217;s birthday. I&#8217;ve got every possible digit crossed in the hopes that the doctor&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-uW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}