{"id":1930,"date":"2008-03-23T22:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T22:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2008-03-23T22:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-23T22:49:00","slug":"no-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/no-really\/","title":{"rendered":"No, really"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just suffered through a round of &#8220;Obama is the antichrist!!! It is prophesied, omfg!!!&#8221; at the family compound. Chewed holes in my tongue but managed not to get worked up or say a single word. <\/p>\n<p>Never realized how effing paranoid my family can be. Ho. Lee. Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just suffered through a round of &#8220;Obama is the antichrist!!! It is prophesied, omfg!!!&#8221; at the family compound. Chewed holes in my tongue but managed not to get worked up or say a single word. Never realized how effing paranoid my family can be. Ho. Lee. Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[140,85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-the-family"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-v8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}