{"id":1936,"date":"2008-03-27T16:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1936"},"modified":"2008-03-27T16:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T16:25:00","slug":"everyone-has-a-birthday-in-march-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/birthdays\/everyone-has-a-birthday-in-march-i-swear\/","title":{"rendered":"Everyone has a birthday in March, I swear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2157847592\/\" title=\"joey by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2350\/2157847592_4928d7e957.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"joey\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy birthday, <a href=\"http:\/\/manhattanprojectnyc.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Fritz<\/a>. I would watch <i>Oprah<\/i> AND <i>The View<\/i>, just for you. <\/p>\n<p>And for some reason, I didn&#8217;t even mention the youngest nephew&#8217;s birthday on the 18th. Here he is, sporting a completely heteronormative tattoo I gave him. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2360574514\/\" title=\"I heart girlz by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3081\/2360574514_22fd6f6613.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"I heart girlz\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>People need to cool it with the mating in late June, sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday, Fritz. I would watch Oprah AND The View, just for you. And for some reason, I didn&#8217;t even mention the youngest nephew&#8217;s birthday on the 18th. Here he is, sporting a completely heteronormative tattoo I gave him. People need to cool it with the mating in late June, sheesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ve","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}