{"id":1937,"date":"2008-03-28T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T16:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2008-03-28T16:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-28T16:38:00","slug":"the-body-truly-is-a-motherfcking-wonderland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/why-am-i-telling-you-this\/the-body-truly-is-a-motherfcking-wonderland\/","title":{"rendered":"The body truly is a motherf*cking wonderland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, last month&#8217;s round of PMS was brutal. Bruuuutal. It ranked among the top five lowest periods (no pun intended, okay maybe a little) of my life. No shit.<\/p>\n<p>But this month I seemed to have cruised right past PMS altogether. <\/p>\n<p>Yay, mostly. But still. These inconsistencies sometimes make me feel like my body&#8217;s doing things behind my back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, last month&#8217;s round of PMS was brutal. Bruuuutal. It ranked among the top five lowest periods (no pun intended, okay maybe a little) of my life. No shit. But this month I seemed to have cruised right past PMS altogether. Yay, mostly. But still. These inconsistencies sometimes make me feel like my body&#8217;s doing things behind my back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[355],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-why-am-i-telling-you-this"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}