{"id":1939,"date":"2008-03-29T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1939"},"modified":"2008-03-29T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:39:00","slug":"a-flatulent-rip-in-the-spacetime-continuum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/a-flatulent-rip-in-the-spacetime-continuum\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;A flatulent rip in the space\/time continuum&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, how I love <a href=\"http:\/\/pajiba.com\" target=\"_blank\">Pajiba<\/a>. Regarding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pajiba.com\/superhero-movie.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Superhero Movie<\/i><\/a> and the <i>Movie<\/i> movies in general:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So, I&#8217;m asking nicely: Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Don&#8217;t make anymore of these goddamn movies. None. The only thing left, anyway, is a motherfucking spoof of spoof movies, which would be like watching yourself look at yourself in a mirror, which would probably cause a flatulent rip in the space\/time continuum, and we&#8217;d all be sucked into a wet fart that&#8217;d smell vaguely of Matthew McConaughey&#8217;s underarms and Perez Hilton&#8217;s swamp-ass.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, how I love Pajiba. Regarding Superhero Movie and the Movie movies in general: So, I&#8217;m asking nicely: Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Don&#8217;t make anymore of these goddamn movies. None. The only thing left, anyway, is a motherfucking spoof of spoof movies, which would be like watching yourself look at yourself in a mirror, which would probably cause a flatulent rip in the space\/time continuum, and we&#8217;d all be sucked into a wet&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-movies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1939"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1939\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}