{"id":1940,"date":"2008-03-30T07:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2008-03-30T07:05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:05:00","slug":"no-one-rocks-the-saturday-night-memes-like-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/no-one-rocks-the-saturday-night-memes-like-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"No one rocks the Saturday-night memes like I do"},"content":{"rendered":"

Megan tagged me<\/a>! That scamp!<\/p>\n

You take each line and replace it with a single word of your choosing. Yes, just one word!! Afterward, tag seven folks\u2026<\/p>\n

You\u2019re feeling: content
To your left: door
On your mind: tomorrow
Last meal included: cheese
You sometimes find it hard to: settle
The weather: craptastic
Something you have a collections of: corks
A smell that cheers you up: oranges
A smell that can ruin your mood: litter
How long since you last shaved: hours
The current state of your hair: ponytailed
The largest item on your desk right now (besides computer): kleenex
Your skill with chopsticks: hilarious
Which section you head to first in the bookstore: fiction
And after that?: feminist
Something you are craving: smooches
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: worry
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: zero
A favorite place to go for quiet time: bed
You\u2019ve always secretly thought you\u2019d be a good: bum
Something that freaks you out a little: aging
Something you\u2019ve eaten too much of lately: cheese
You have never: hotairballooned (okay, that’s cheating)
You never want to: die<\/p>\n

Seven suckers:<\/p>\n

Sarah<\/a>
Tamarama<\/a>
Tangential<\/a>
Shane<\/a>
ML<\/a>
Brandon<\/a>
La<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Megan tagged me! That scamp! You take each line and replace it with a single word of your choosing. Yes, just one word!! Afterward, tag seven folks\u2026 You\u2019re feeling: contentTo your left: doorOn your mind: tomorrowLast meal included: cheeseYou sometimes find it hard to: settleThe weather: craptasticSomething you have a collections of: corksA smell that cheers you up: orangesA smell that can ruin your mood: litterHow long since you last shaved: hoursThe current state of… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}