{"id":1942,"date":"2008-03-31T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T16:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1942"},"modified":"2008-03-31T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T16:51:00","slug":"theyll-be-looking-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/theyre-coming\/theyll-be-looking-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;ll be looking for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2336758092\/\" title=\"halfyshirt by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3008\/2336758092_71200cd570.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"256\" alt=\"halfyshirt\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/memphiszombies\" target=\"_blank\">The undead<\/a> are a persistent bunch, you know. I spent last week leaving increasingly desperate messages on the voicemail of the guy who approves or denies events booked for Beale Street (it&#8217;s a private street, you know, not public, so you can&#8217;t just do what you want there without filling out paperwork), thinking he was avoiding me after last year&#8217;s round of last-minute awkward runaround phone tag that nearly meant we didn&#8217;t get a permit. <\/p>\n<p>Turns out last week he was in Houston rooting for the Tigers \u2014 not intentionally avoiding the zombie uprising. So that last message I left him where I demanded that he call me back because it was &#8220;very important&#8221;? Probably a tad melodramatic. <\/p>\n<p>But just a tad.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s, like, <font size=\"1\">thisbig<\/font>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The undead are a persistent bunch, you know. I spent last week leaving increasingly desperate messages on the voicemail of the guy who approves or denies events booked for Beale Street (it&#8217;s a private street, you know, not public, so you can&#8217;t just do what you want there without filling out paperwork), thinking he was avoiding me after last year&#8217;s round of last-minute awkward runaround phone tag that nearly meant we didn&#8217;t get a permit.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[149,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memphis-zombie-massacre","category-theyre-coming"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}