{"id":1953,"date":"2008-04-07T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-07T19:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1953"},"modified":"2008-04-07T19:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T19:34:00","slug":"lukesitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/friends\/lukesitting\/","title":{"rendered":"Lukesitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2396467508\/\" title=\"blue eyes by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2276\/2396467508_fec61c08b0.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"blue eyes\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Auntie Rebecca and I got to spend several hours with Luke yesterday while Ashley and JD went downtown for a bit of an anniversary celebration (happy five years, y&#8217;all!). We halfway expected to be wading in poop and spit-up by the end of the day \u2014 and were even warned to bring an extra shirt just in case \u2014 but I swear, that kid (once he woke up and got over his initial where-are-my-parents-and-who-are-you-weird-looking-brunettes? hissy fit) was on his best behavior, and just kinda hung out and watched crap TV with us, bouncing in his jumper and laughing at the punchlines of <i>My Gym Partner is a Monkey<\/i>, this weird little cartoon on Cartoon Network. <\/p>\n<p>We think maybe he was baiting us, and the next time we babysit, he&#8217;ll be a snotty, pooping terror. But I dunno. Looking at those big blue eyes, it&#8217;s hard to think he has it in him. (Somewhere there are droves of parents cackling at my childfree naivety.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auntie Rebecca and I got to spend several hours with Luke yesterday while Ashley and JD went downtown for a bit of an anniversary celebration (happy five years, y&#8217;all!). We halfway expected to be wading in poop and spit-up by the end of the day \u2014 and were even warned to bring an extra shirt just in case \u2014 but I swear, that kid (once he woke up and got over his initial where-are-my-parents-and-who-are-you-weird-looking-brunettes? hissy&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1953\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}