{"id":1956,"date":"2008-04-10T06:05:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T06:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1956"},"modified":"2008-04-10T06:05:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T06:05:00","slug":"in-which-i-relent-and-buy-a-phone-thats-smarter-than-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/in-which-i-relent-and-buy-a-phone-thats-smarter-than-i-am\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I relent and buy a phone that&#8217;s smarter than I am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2402823988\/\" title=\"behold, the crackberry by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3122\/2402823988_d8fbc136d5.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"behold, the crackberry\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll let you know as soon as I get the damned thing working.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll let you know as soon as I get the damned thing working.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}