{"id":1971,"date":"2008-04-15T15:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2008-04-15T15:46:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T15:46:00","slug":"a-visual-answer-to-sarahs-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/a-visual-answer-to-sarahs-question\/","title":{"rendered":"A visual answer to Sarah&#8217;s question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2416648334\/\" title=\"still alive by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3060\/2416648334_38fdab19e8.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"still alive\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Miraculously, they look and feel just like they do the day I bought them. <\/p>\n<p>I think perhaps we can credit genetic engineering. Still, I&#8217;m afraid to crack them open for the fear that it will be nothing but a maggot metropolis. So, they sit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miraculously, they look and feel just like they do the day I bought them. I think perhaps we can credit genetic engineering. Still, I&#8217;m afraid to crack them open for the fear that it will be nothing but a maggot metropolis. So, they sit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-vN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}