{"id":1986,"date":"2008-04-28T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1986"},"modified":"2008-04-28T23:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T23:11:00","slug":"the-morning-after-pill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-special-stupidity\/the-morning-after-pill\/","title":{"rendered":"The morning-after pill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the sun rise this morning and not on purpose. It just kind of happened when I neglected to go to bed last night and instead sat out on my balcony with Sarah and Rebecca, eating brie and blabbing about who knows what, and thinking a little too hard about the stuff I always think too hard about, which means I woke up kind of sad this morning and have spent most of the day lying in bed with the cats. The windows are open and we&#8217;ve all been just lying in the sunlight, smelling the breeze, and listening to soccer practice in the field next door. <\/p>\n<p>Tequila makes me crazier, I think, than I already am. If that&#8217;s possible. When will they invent a pill that will eradicate the worry and shame you feel the day after you&#8217;ve christened spring with tequila and an apartment full of friends and, at one point, ceremoniously tromped through your living room, asking loudly if anyone&#8217;s ever, um, <i>lost<\/i> a tampon? Because I need a whole crate of those pills. <\/p>\n<p>The past few days have been pretty intense. I&#8217;ve barely had time to stop and breathe, but I seem to be happier when I&#8217;m busy. Sarah stayed with me for a couple of days and kept me entertained, and Fritz and his Fuckleberry Hound have been in town to visit and we&#8217;ve laughed and laughed at so many inappropriate jokes. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m amazed at how many ridiculously funny people I know. Having an apartment full of them makes me get all corny and sentimental. Oh my god, I am such a girl. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kind of a bummer that the apartment is empty now, but, well &#8230; shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw the sun rise this morning and not on purpose. It just kind of happened when I neglected to go to bed last night and instead sat out on my balcony with Sarah and Rebecca, eating brie and blabbing about who knows what, and thinking a little too hard about the stuff I always think too hard about, which means I woke up kind of sad this morning and have spent most of the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32,101,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-its-true--im-crazy","category-my-special-stupidity"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-w2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}