{"id":1989,"date":"2008-05-05T05:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-05T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=1989"},"modified":"2008-05-05T05:06:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-05T05:06:00","slug":"vacating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/vacating\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m still up. Oh wait, yes I do. BECAUSE I AM A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. And instead of packing and going to bed like any normal person about to fly down to Florida for a week of beachy funtimes and Radiohead, I&#8217;m uploading photos from the weekend to Flickr. And I haven&#8217;t even gotten to today&#8217;s MusicFest pictures. I guess they&#8217;ll have to wait until I get back Thursday and then I&#8217;ll just do one massive photodump, yay. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2466191383\/\" title=\"mooned! by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3007\/2466191383_fa741331ae.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"mooned!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Saturday my cousin Keri got hitched. It was a sweet ceremony on the river in Decatur County as the sun set. We were mooned by some boaters (see above; click the photo and then check out the large size for details). No one wanted to catch the boquet <i>OR<\/i> the garter. Bunch of commitmentphobes, I tell you whut. Anyway, good times in Parsons complete with horribly vulgar things written in shoe polish on the couples&#8217; windshields. I hope Keri and Randy are together for the long haul. I&#8217;d hate for her to have to put another wedding together. Yow! That&#8217;s a lot of work. <\/p>\n<p>Okay, enough internetting. I need to pack and clean up the apartment so I&#8217;m not instantly depressed when I get back later this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m still up. Oh wait, yes I do. BECAUSE I AM A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. And instead of packing and going to bed like any normal person about to fly down to Florida for a week of beachy funtimes and Radiohead, I&#8217;m uploading photos from the weekend to Flickr. And I haven&#8217;t even gotten to today&#8217;s MusicFest pictures. I guess they&#8217;ll have to wait until I get back Thursday and then&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68,85,291],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity","category-the-family","category-vacation"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-vacating","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}