{"id":2001,"date":"2008-06-18T04:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T04:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2001"},"modified":"2008-06-18T04:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T04:33:00","slug":"i-cant-possibly-be-expected-to-get-any-work-done-from-this-day-forward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/video-games\/i-cant-possibly-be-expected-to-get-any-work-done-from-this-day-forward\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t possibly be expected to get any work done from this day forward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Spore-izing of my life begins &#8230; now.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eW9CWNTsAaI&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This here&#8217;s my first try, aptly named Darwin. (If I had to guess, I&#8217;d say probably half of the first batch of Spore creatures will be named Darwin. Originality never was my strong suit.)<\/p>\n<p>And this here&#8217;s Scrap Heap: <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_6laiyp5vAU&#038;hl=en\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Download the Creature Creator trial version <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spore.com\/trial\" target=\"_Blank\">here<\/a>. Unless you&#8217;ve got a slightly old Mac (my four-year-old dinosaur doesn&#8217;t stand a chance). Then you&#8217;re screwed!<\/p>\n<p>Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/vielmetti.typepad.com\/vacuum\/2008\/06\/flying-spaghett.html\" target=\"_Blank\">Flying Spaghetti Monster<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PYXcXMS-aiQ\" target=\"_blank\">Trogdor<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Spore-izing of my life begins &#8230; now. This here&#8217;s my first try, aptly named Darwin. (If I had to guess, I&#8217;d say probably half of the first batch of Spore creatures will be named Darwin. Originality never was my strong suit.) And this here&#8217;s Scrap Heap: Download the Creature Creator trial version here. Unless you&#8217;ve got a slightly old Mac (my four-year-old dinosaur doesn&#8217;t stand a chance). Then you&#8217;re screwed! Check out the Flying&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[330],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video-games"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-wh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}