{"id":2007,"date":"2008-06-19T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2007"},"modified":"2008-06-19T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T18:44:00","slug":"yet-another-outlet-for-the-awful-thoughts-my-brain-produces","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/yet-another-outlet-for-the-awful-thoughts-my-brain-produces\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet another outlet for the awful thoughts my brain produces"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve been having some pretty epic conversations with my friend T-bagz (I hesitate to use his real name because he is scared of the internet) via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\" target=\"_Blank\">someecards.com<\/a>, because, damn, that place has a card for every flatulent sentiment in existence. <\/p>\n<p>Well, almost. Here are a few that would be useful but that I&#8217;ve not found on the site, so feel free to click and download and send to your pals if the occasion arises. <\/p>\n<p>Hurry up before I get sued.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2592722327\/\" title=\"lindseyteecards1 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3177\/2592722327_6965a48def_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" alt=\"lindseyteecards1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2592722457\/\" title=\"lindseyteecards2 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3202\/2592722457_bf80c93afe_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" alt=\"lindseyteecards2\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2592722617\/\" title=\"lindseyteecards3 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3166\/2592722617_41974425fe_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" alt=\"lindseyteecards3\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(^^that one&#8217;s for <a href=\"http:\/\/bitterbooks.blogspot.com\" target=\"_Blank\">Dave<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2593561260\/\" title=\"lindseyteecards4 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3183\/2593561260_2d69cb8794_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" alt=\"lindseyteecards4\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2592724269\/\" title=\"lindseyteecards5 by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3010\/2592724269_fe9fefce7b_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" alt=\"lindseyteecards5\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I&#8217;ve been having some pretty epic conversations with my friend T-bagz (I hesitate to use his real name because he is scared of the internet) via someecards.com, because, damn, that place has a card for every flatulent sentiment in existence. Well, almost. Here are a few that would be useful but that I&#8217;ve not found on the site, so feel free to click and download and send to your pals if the occasion arises.&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,101,115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-its-true--im-crazy","category-the-internet-is-fun"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-wn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}