{"id":2010,"date":"2008-06-24T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2010"},"modified":"2008-06-24T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T15:19:00","slug":"obligatory-cat-digestion-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/jack\/obligatory-cat-digestion-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory cat digestion update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jack and I just got back from the vet. The clinic on Central and East Parkway was kind enough to squeeze us in even though we&#8217;re not regulars. I&#8217;ve still got a bad taste in my mouth from the last time I dealt with Eastgate, so I am happy there&#8217;s a clinic closer to my apartment than way out east. Plus, four or five blocks of mewling vs. twenty minutes of it? I don&#8217;t even have to explain. Also, gas prices. Etc. <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Dr. Mitchell peered in Jack&#8217;s mouth, felt him up, and stuck a thermometer in his butt. I described the barf-capades and the bit of rubber and was told that even an x-ray might not show if there are any little bits of rubber in his stomach, because rubber just doesn&#8217;t show up on x-rays very well. We&#8217;d have to do something fancy with barium, which is very unpleasant for everyone involved, apparently, so that would be a last resort if he keeps technicolor yawning (yes, I plan to run through every vomit euphemism in the language). <\/p>\n<p>So in the meantime, we&#8217;re on antibiotics to clear up any lingering yuckiness (he really enjoyed the two shots he got; they made him dance with rapture) and I&#8217;ve got to shove pills down his throat twice a day. I also can&#8217;t feed him until late tonight. That should be the most fun part of this challenge. He just stares at me with those hungry yellow eyes. I am weak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jack and I just got back from the vet. The clinic on Central and East Parkway was kind enough to squeeze us in even though we&#8217;re not regulars. I&#8217;ve still got a bad taste in my mouth from the last time I dealt with Eastgate, so I am happy there&#8217;s a clinic closer to my apartment than way out east. Plus, four or five blocks of mewling vs. twenty minutes of it? I don&#8217;t even&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-jack"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-wq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}