{"id":2025,"date":"2008-07-09T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T16:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2025"},"modified":"2008-07-09T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T16:37:00","slug":"100-percent-less-pukey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/jack\/100-percent-less-pukey\/","title":{"rendered":"100 percent less pukey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been asked by a couple of people how Jack&#8217;s doing since his <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/somethings-up-with-jack.html\">copious-vomiting incident<\/a> last week &#8230; or whenever it was.<\/p>\n<p>See for yourself: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2653260520\/\" title=\"my cat hates christmas by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3021\/2653260520_a0ab465488.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"my cat hates christmas\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I persisted in giving him his antibiotics for two days, at which point it became clear that he didn&#8217;t need any medicine; he had just needed to barf up everything in his stomach and start all over. He&#8217;s totally fine and back to destroying any and all paper items he encounters, including this large and moderately expensive Christmas bag I had stored in my closet but removed briefly so I could retrieve something stored beneath it. One second I&#8217;m rooting through a musty cardboard box, and before I know it, I hear the startling explosion of a cat entering a giant paper sack at full speed, fast enough to bust through the bottom and attack the ragged edges, leaving spit-soaked paper shreds in his wake.<\/p>\n<p>Right now he&#8217;s wrestling the shit out of Sally and she is making her bitchface at him as he bites her neck. <\/p>\n<p>So, yeah. He&#8217;s good as new.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been asked by a couple of people how Jack&#8217;s doing since his copious-vomiting incident last week &#8230; or whenever it was. See for yourself: I persisted in giving him his antibiotics for two days, at which point it became clear that he didn&#8217;t need any medicine; he had just needed to barf up everything in his stomach and start all over. He&#8217;s totally fine and back to destroying any and all paper items he&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-jack"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-wF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}