{"id":2046,"date":"2008-07-25T10:47:20","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T15:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2046"},"modified":"2008-07-25T10:47:20","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T15:47:20","slug":"much-ado-about-an-indefinite-article","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/much-ado-about-an-indefinite-article\/","title":{"rendered":"Much ado about an indefinite article"},"content":{"rendered":"

I do love a good copy editing\/grammar squabble, particularly when it gets blown up into profane e-mail declarations like this one<\/a>. <\/p>\n

The gist: British restaurant critic Giles Coren became enraged upon seeing that the editors at his newspaper, The Times<\/a>, took out the word “a” in the last paragraph of his column. He wrote a long, rambly, profane, bossy, mean-spirited e-mail to anyone and everyone who could have possibly allowed such an egregious error to happen. It delights me to no end to excerpt it here:<\/p>\n

It was the final sentence. Final sentences are very, very important. A piece builds to them, they are the little jingle that the reader takes with him into the weekend.<\/p>\n

I wrote: “I can’t think of a nicer place to sit this spring over a glass of ros\u00e9 and watch the boys and girls in the street outside smiling gaily to each other, and wondering where to go for a nosh.”<\/p>\n

It appeared as: “I can’t think of a nicer place to sit this spring over a glass of ros\u00e9 and watch the boys and girls in the street outside smiling gaily to each other, and wondering where to go for nosh.”<\/p>\n

There is no length issue. This is someone thinking “I’ll just remove this indefinite article because Coren is an illiterate cunt and i know best”.<\/p>\n

Well, you fucking don’t.<\/p>\n

This was shit, shit sub-editing for three reasons.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Coren goes on to outline these three reasons, indulging the reader with an explanation of Yiddish syntax and the double entendre (apparently it has something to do with cruising for a blowjob? hahahaha, that’s so awesome<\/i>, Giles!!! You Brits and your superior sense of humor just BLOW me away!!!). Oh, and some wonkery about metre and stressed syllables. <\/p>\n

Maybe he’s right \u2014 the copy desk probably fucked up by removing that little “a.” But to act like it’s the absolute worst thing that could ever happen to a writer, like some pristine work of art has been pissed on? Really?!<\/p>\n

Anyway, here’s the clincher, where Coren takes to his fainting couch:<\/p>\n

It strips me of all confidence in writing for the magazine. No exaggeration. i’ve got a review to write this morning and i really don’t feel like doing it, for fear that some nuance is going to be removed from the final line, the pay-off, and i’m going to have another weekend ruined for me.<\/p>\n

I’ve been writing for The Times for 15 years and i have never asked this before – i have never asked it of anyone i have written for – but I must insist, from now on, that i am sent a proof of every review i do, in pdf format, so i can check it for fuck-ups. and i must be sent it in good time in case changes are needed. It is the only way i can carry on in the job.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Zing! What a champ. <\/p>\n

I’m calling for a double-fisted copy-desk monkey salute for Mr. Coren. Y’all know what I’m talking about. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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