{"id":2048,"date":"2008-07-28T02:29:43","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T07:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2008-07-28T02:29:59","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T07:29:59","slug":"my-mother-pun-master","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/fran-moments\/my-mother-pun-master\/","title":{"rendered":"My mother: PUN MASTER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in my parents&#8217; kitchen, showing my sister how to work the iMac I&#8217;m giving her (farewell, trusty iMac; you did me right for four years and I will miss you mightily), and explaining the concept of the dock. Mom observes.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b> You can customize the size of the dock or move it around on the screen, whatever you want. [eyes Mom] Cool, huh? Y&#8217;all should buy a Mac. Come to the dark side!<br \/>\n<b>Mom:<\/b> You mean, &#8216;Come to the dock side!&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in my parents&#8217; kitchen, showing my sister how to work the iMac I&#8217;m giving her (farewell, trusty iMac; you did me right for four years and I will miss you mightily), and explaining the concept of the dock. Mom observes. Me: You can customize the size of the dock or move it around on the screen, whatever you want. [eyes Mom] Cool, huh? Y&#8217;all should buy a Mac. Come to the dark side!&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[363],"tags":[452,451,453],"class_list":["post-2048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fran-moments","tag-funny","tag-mom","tag-puns"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-x2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}