{"id":2050,"date":"2008-07-29T23:11:02","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T04:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2050"},"modified":"2008-07-29T23:12:35","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T04:12:35","slug":"information-overload","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-internet-is-fun\/information-overload\/","title":{"rendered":"Information overload"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I love spam. <\/p>\n

Subject lines also spotted in my junk folder today:<\/p>\n

“Men are prone to love dysfunction” (ain’t it the truth)
\n“Pump your larger organ into her”
\n“Laptops explode with overusage”
\n“Cheap priced Bachelor”
\n“I AM JANET CONTACT SHIPPING COMPANY FOR BANK DARFT”
\n“Hot chick visits senile grandpa”
\n“Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat”<\/p>\n

And this one — titled “uterus excitement, nervousness, or restlessness; severe dizziness,” — came with this gonzo poem:<\/p>\n

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I love spam. Subject lines also spotted in my junk folder today: “Men are prone to love dysfunction” (ain’t it the truth) “Pump your larger organ into her” “Laptops explode with overusage” “Cheap priced Bachelor” “I AM JANET CONTACT SHIPPING COMPANY FOR BANK DARFT” “Hot chick visits senile grandpa” “Teenage Girl obviously Having Affair With Bat” And this one — titled “uterus excitement, nervousness, or restlessness; severe dizziness,” — came with this gonzo poem: was… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[115],"tags":[455],"class_list":["post-2050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-internet-is-fun","tag-spam-comedy-funny-e-mail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-x4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2050"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2050\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}