{"id":2055,"date":"2008-08-04T23:52:52","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T04:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2008-08-04T23:52:52","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T04:52:52","slug":"obligatory-thoughts-on-a-movie-everyone-else-has-already-picked-apart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/movies\/obligatory-thoughts-on-a-movie-everyone-else-has-already-picked-apart\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory thoughts on a movie everyone else has already picked apart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw <i>Batman<\/i>. Everyone said it was awesome, and it was. A little tedious in places, and heavy on the growly Batman talk (seriously, someone get Christian Bale a Claritin, or maybe poke noseholes in his mask so he doesn&#8217;t have to be such a mouthbreather), but overall a delightfully whizbang kinda romp, even with all the warrantless wiretapping going on. <\/p>\n<p>Heath Ledger&#8217;s Joker is very nearly the perfect villain. Absolutely mesmerizing.<\/p>\n<p>But here&#8217;s one thing I just want to throw out there: Were I to live or do business in a city so wracked with anarchic domestic terrorism, you can bet your ass I would work in a windowless office. Sheesh. If I ever see that movie again, I&#8217;ll be keeping a tally of times someone comes crashing into a skyscraper through a window. My estimate right now is THREE THOUSAND.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw Batman. Everyone said it was awesome, and it was. A little tedious in places, and heavy on the growly Batman talk (seriously, someone get Christian Bale a Claritin, or maybe poke noseholes in his mask so he doesn&#8217;t have to be such a mouthbreather), but overall a delightfully whizbang kinda romp, even with all the warrantless wiretapping going on. Heath Ledger&#8217;s Joker is very nearly the perfect villain. Absolutely mesmerizing. But here&#8217;s one thing&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[467,2159,466],"class_list":["post-2055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","tag-batman","tag-movies","tag-the-dark-knight"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-x9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}