{"id":2070,"date":"2008-08-16T13:56:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T18:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2008-08-19T14:17:17","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T19:17:17","slug":"topical-humor-olympics-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/topical-humor-olympics-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Topical humor: Olympics edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Like everyone else, all we can talk about in the newsroom lately is Michael Phelps.) <\/p>\n<p><b>Intern, just after Phelps&#8217; win last night:<\/b> I bet he&#8217;s on steroids.<br \/>\n<b>Metro editor:<\/b> Did you see what he eats every day*?<br \/>\n<b>Intern:<\/b> Steroids?<\/p>\n<p>*<font size=\"1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_phelps#Physique_and_lifestyle\">According to Wikipedia<\/a>, it&#8217;s either 6,000 or 12,000 calories a day. YOW.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Like everyone else, all we can talk about in the newsroom lately is Michael Phelps.) Intern, just after Phelps&#8217; win last night: I bet he&#8217;s on steroids. Metro editor: Did you see what he eats every day*? Intern: Steroids? *According to Wikipedia, it&#8217;s either 6,000 or 12,000 calories a day. YOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,109,57],"tags":[491,490,489],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-i-cant-believe-im-talking-about-sports","category-work","tag-michael-phelps","tag-olympics","tag-overheard"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-xo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}