{"id":2075,"date":"2008-08-19T23:30:27","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T04:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2075"},"modified":"2008-08-19T23:52:34","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T04:52:34","slug":"dont-know-about-you-but-this-is-going-to-be-a-major-timesuck-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/dont-know-about-you-but-this-is-going-to-be-a-major-timesuck-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t know about you, but this is going to be a major timesuck for me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, butter my biscuit and call me a clogged artery! Someecards.com now lets you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/usercards\/create\">make your own cards<\/a>. Has this feature always been available? Because I just noticed it. Back when I made <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2007\">these things<\/a>, I just aped the design and used whatever weird clipart I could find by Googling. I felt a marked sense of accomplishment cobbling those cards together, but the lazy part of me (roughly 94 percent of me) appreciates Someecards taking the heavy lifting out of the equation.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a new batch of pointless awfulness for your hump-day reading pleasure:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"419\" height=\"300\"><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, butter my biscuit and call me a clogged artery! Someecards.com now lets you make your own cards. Has this feature always been available? Because I just noticed it. Back when I made these things, I just aped the design and used whatever weird clipart I could find by Googling. I felt a marked sense of accomplishment cobbling those cards together, but the lazy part of me (roughly 94 percent of me) appreciates Someecards taking&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[2158,495,494],"class_list":["post-2075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","tag-comedy","tag-ecards","tag-someecards"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-xt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}