{"id":2078,"date":"2008-08-24T02:02:26","date_gmt":"2008-08-24T07:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2078"},"modified":"2008-08-24T02:02:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-24T07:02:26","slug":"pt-the-unprecedented","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/drunkblogging\/pt-the-unprecedented\/","title":{"rendered":"PT The Unprecedented"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/2523707420\/\" title=\"hi by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2299\/2523707420_a93065c5ba.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"hi\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is my oldest friend, Palm Tree. Tonight, we&#8217;ve been conducting what may be the world&#8217;s longest ongoing chat\/Scramble match\/conversation, involving Orc blood, bitch-goblins, Stadium Pals, grumpy exes, astrology, vibrators, and so much more, often in misspelled allcaps. And I have laughed my ass off the whole time. Heavy guffaws, my head thrown back to my shoulders.<\/p>\n<p>All without uttering a single word, since she&#8217;s hours and hours away, in Buffalo, NY, a whimsical place where air conditioning is apparently a luxury. WTF.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, PT, thanks for the laffs. Ain&#8217;t the internet a magical place?<\/p>\n<p>Smooches, kiddo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my oldest friend, Palm Tree. Tonight, we&#8217;ve been conducting what may be the world&#8217;s longest ongoing chat\/Scramble match\/conversation, involving Orc blood, bitch-goblins, Stadium Pals, grumpy exes, astrology, vibrators, and so much more, often in misspelled allcaps. And I have laughed my ass off the whole time. Heavy guffaws, my head thrown back to my shoulders. All without uttering a single word, since she&#8217;s hours and hours away, in Buffalo, NY, a whimsical place&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[9,32],"tags":[2152,2163],"class_list":["post-2078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drunkblogging","category-friends","tag-drunkblogging","tag-friends"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-xw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}