{"id":2102,"date":"2008-09-23T13:45:53","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T18:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2102"},"modified":"2008-09-23T13:47:41","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T18:47:41","slug":"i-get-it-honest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/i-get-it-honest\/","title":{"rendered":"I get it honest"},"content":{"rendered":"

And by “it,” I mean The Crazy. <\/p>\n

Behold, some of the notes left around my parents’ house while they were out of town for the weekend:<\/p>\n

\"mom's<\/a><\/p>\n

\"mom's<\/a> \"mom's<\/a><\/center>
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\"mom's<\/a> \"mom's<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I kid; we’re not crazy. We just adore words and really like leaving incredibly long, detailed notes and voice mail messages.<\/p>\n

She’ll kill me if she finds out I’m broadcasting this stuff on the internet. Krissie, no snitching!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And by “it,” I mean The Crazy. Behold, some of the notes left around my parents’ house while they were out of town for the weekend: I kid; we’re not crazy. We just adore words and really like leaving incredibly long, detailed notes and voice mail messages. She’ll kill me if she finds out I’m broadcasting this stuff on the internet. Krissie, no snitching!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,363],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-fran-moments"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-xU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}