{"id":211,"date":"2004-11-20T03:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-20T03:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=211"},"modified":"2004-11-20T03:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-20T03:53:00","slug":"211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/211\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Truth doesn&#8217;t make a noise]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>Tonight at work &#8230;<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I trained a new woman. She made the mistake of wearing high heels and paid for it at the end of the night with nice, new blisters.<\/li>\n<li>Two unrelated small children got away from their parents and hid silently while we searched frantically beneath the racks. I almost called security twice, when the little buggers&#8217; parents spotted them hiding beneath a table and, later, near the linens stockroom. They would have never made it out alive from there had we not found them when we did. That place is a black hole.<\/li>\n<li>Jenny Crouch came by and told me about two job possibilities on campus: one in Publications and Graphics and the other at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtsunews.com\/\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Record<\/span><\/a>. Turns out Angela Hayes, the editor, quit, which will likely cause a shuffle in the department that could leave a spot open. And while none of us are crazy about PR, all of us are crazy about having a job that could eventually lead to a better job.<br \/>\n <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> In other news, my computer is in Memphis. I&#8217;m excitedly awaiting its arrival.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Truth doesn&#8217;t make a noise] Tonight at work &#8230; I trained a new woman. She made the mistake of wearing high heels and paid for it at the end of the night with nice, new blisters. Two unrelated small children got away from their parents and hid silently while we searched frantically beneath the racks. I almost called security twice, when the little buggers&#8217; parents spotted them hiding beneath a table and, later, near the&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-211","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}