{"id":2114,"date":"2008-10-04T19:53:22","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T00:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2114"},"modified":"2008-10-04T19:53:22","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T00:53:22","slug":"heres-a-big-ol-sack-of-stupid-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/memphis\/heres-a-big-ol-sack-of-stupid-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s a big ol&#8217; sack of stupid for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dude goes to Shelby County Election Commission office Friday to register to vote. They turn him away (rudely, he says) because they are out of forms.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, there are forms on their website. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shelbyvote.com\/scVote\/dotShowDoc\/scvote\/General\/Content\/voterRegistrationApp.htm\">Here<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>The deadline to register to vote here is, of course, Monday. So time is of the essence.<\/p>\n<p>Am I to believe that the Shelby County Election Commission does not have internet access? Or a printer? <\/p>\n<p>What. The. Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude goes to Shelby County Election Commission office Friday to register to vote. They turn him away (rudely, he says) because they are out of forms. And yet, there are forms on their website. Here. The deadline to register to vote here is, of course, Monday. So time is of the essence. Am I to believe that the Shelby County Election Commission does not have internet access? Or a printer? What. The. Shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[10,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memphis","category-politics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-y6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}