{"id":2117,"date":"2008-10-06T01:00:06","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T06:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2117"},"modified":"2008-10-06T01:03:45","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T06:03:45","slug":"imperial-lanes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/memphis\/imperial-lanes\/","title":{"rendered":"Imperial Lanes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Y’all know there’s a 24-hour bowling alley in town, right?<\/p>\n

Just checking. Because this is what it looks like at 1 a.m. on a Sunday.<\/p>\n

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Empty. <\/p>\n

I dunno. Just seems a little weird is all. <\/p>\n

Maybe it’s the lack of a bar. But enterprising folks could just sit out in the car and pass a bottle of champagne around before going inside, were the lack of a bar to seem intimidating. <\/p>\n

Just saying.<\/p>\n

Or maybe it’s the damned manual scoring. I have some theories about what automatic scoring hath wrought, children, and those theories involve the dumbing down and vigorous math-tardation of our culture. Just think about it. Okay now stop.<\/p>\n

Imperial Lanes<\/a>, future home of Lebowski Fest: Memphis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Y’all know there’s a 24-hour bowling alley in town, right? Just checking. Because this is what it looks like at 1 a.m. on a Sunday. Empty. I dunno. Just seems a little weird is all. Maybe it’s the lack of a bar. But enterprising folks could just sit out in the car and pass a bottle of champagne around before going inside, were the lack of a bar to seem intimidating. Just saying. Or maybe… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32,10,61],"tags":[571,572,2153,2219],"class_list":["post-2117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-memphis","category-photos","tag-bowling","tag-imperial-lanes","tag-memphis","tag-old-school"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-y9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}