{"id":2120,"date":"2008-10-09T01:59:50","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T06:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2120"},"modified":"2008-10-09T02:08:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T07:08:33","slug":"in-which-my-roll-is-slowed-substantially","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/in-which-my-roll-is-slowed-substantially\/","title":{"rendered":"In which my roll is slowed substantially"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear D of <a href=\"http:\/\/bitterbooks.blogspot.com\/\">Bitter\/Books<\/a> fame recently threw a can of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drankbeverage.com\/\">Drank<\/a> my way because of its sheer awesomeness, and in the interest of science, I decided to document my first encounter with it. <\/p>\n<p>I just want to point out how tough it was to make this video while trying not to fall asleep. I think my delirium can be blamed for the silly sound effects, too. <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1919252&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/1919252?pg=embed&amp;sec=1919252\">Drinking Drank like it&#8217;s meant to be drunk<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user400465?pg=embed&amp;sec=1919252\">Lindsey Turner<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com?pg=embed&amp;sec=1919252\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Interested in investing in Drank? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinksheets.com\/pink\/quote\/quote.jsp?symbol=IBGH\">Buy low, sell high<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear D of Bitter\/Books fame recently threw a can of Drank my way because of its sheer awesomeness, and in the interest of science, I decided to document my first encounter with it. I just want to point out how tough it was to make this video while trying not to fall asleep. I think my delirium can be blamed for the silly sound effects, too. Drinking Drank like it&#8217;s meant to be drunk from&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68,202],"tags":[576,577,442],"class_list":["post-2120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity","category-videos","tag-drank","tag-energy-drink","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-yc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}