{"id":2164,"date":"2008-11-08T15:33:11","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T21:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2164"},"modified":"2008-11-08T15:33:11","modified_gmt":"2008-11-08T21:33:11","slug":"actual-exchange-that-just-occurred-in-my-living-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/its-true-%e2%80%94-im-crazy\/actual-exchange-that-just-occurred-in-my-living-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Actual exchange that just occurred in my living room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me on the computer, laughing at <a href=\"http:\/\/obamaaaaaaaa.ytmnd.com\/\">this<\/a> (HT: <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingtonobody.com\/\">Knots<\/a>). <\/p>\n<p>Jack, looking up at me intently.<\/p>\n<p>Me, grabbing Jack and giving him a bear hug and lots of cat smooches: &#8220;Kitty, I am going to clean <i>the shit<\/i> out of your litter box!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jack, irritated, stares into space as I smother him with affection.<\/p>\n<p>Me, babytalking:&#8221;Yes I am! Yes I am!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pause.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YES WE CAN.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me on the computer, laughing at this (HT: Knots). Jack, looking up at me intently. Me, grabbing Jack and giving him a bear hug and lots of cat smooches: &#8220;Kitty, I am going to clean the shit out of your litter box!&#8221; Jack, irritated, stares into space as I smother him with affection. Me, babytalking:&#8221;Yes I am! Yes I am!&#8221; Pause. &#8220;YES WE CAN.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[206,101],"tags":[2241,452,2191,621],"class_list":["post-2164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yes-im-posting-about-my-damn-cats-again","category-its-true--im-crazy","tag-cats","tag-funny","tag-politics","tag-stupid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-yU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}