{"id":2167,"date":"2008-11-10T00:25:48","date_gmt":"2008-11-10T06:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2167"},"modified":"2008-11-10T00:25:48","modified_gmt":"2008-11-10T06:25:48","slug":"gristle-mcthornbody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/gristle-mcthornbody\/","title":{"rendered":"Gristle McThornbody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My two latest Netflix acquisitions have not quite piqued my interest in any substantial way, so I&#8217;m letting them collect dust while I&#8217;ve pawed my way through my VHS cabinet and begun working my way through tapes of <i>MST3K<\/i> episodes recorded off the Sci-Fi Channel roughly ten years ago. These tapes \u2014 there are a couple dozen of them \u2014 are in bad shape. The sound is so bad that you have to turn it way up and then endure the high-pitched whining. And yet, it&#8217;s worth it. There is not a funnier show than this show. Period. <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t for the life of me find my <i>Agent for H.A.R.M.<\/i> tape, which might be my favorite episode. But my favorite tape contains <i>Devil Doll<\/i>, <i>Riding With Death<\/i>, and <i>Space Mutiny<\/i>. The awesomeness of <i>RwD<\/i> and <i>SM<\/i> on one tape has very nearly made my VCR explode.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s this:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/RFHlJ2voJHY&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My two latest Netflix acquisitions have not quite piqued my interest in any substantial way, so I&#8217;m letting them collect dust while I&#8217;ve pawed my way through my VHS cabinet and begun working my way through tapes of MST3K episodes recorded off the Sci-Fi Channel roughly ten years ago. These tapes \u2014 there are a couple dozen of them \u2014 are in bad shape. The sound is so bad that you have to turn it&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,138],"tags":[2158,624,623,2190,568],"class_list":["post-2167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-television","tag-comedy","tag-mst3k","tag-mystery-science-theater-3000","tag-television","tag-tv"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-yX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}