{"id":2176,"date":"2008-11-24T14:17:27","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T20:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2008-11-24T14:20:11","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T20:20:11","slug":"even-in-death-scrap-flowers-crutcher-cant-catch-a-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/memphis\/even-in-death-scrap-flowers-crutcher-cant-catch-a-break\/","title":{"rendered":"Even in death, Scrap Flowers Crutcher can&#8217;t catch a break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3054358606\/\" title=\"Crap Flowers Crutcher by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3169\/3054358606_455cbbd75d.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Crap Flowers Crutcher\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(That&#8217;s bird poop.)<\/p>\n<p>Seen at Elmwood Cemetery yesterday. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(That&#8217;s bird poop.) Seen at Elmwood Cemetery yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,10],"tags":[641,2158,452,642,643,2153],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-memphis","tag-cemetery","tag-comedy","tag-funny","tag-grave","tag-gravestone","tag-memphis"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-z6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}