{"id":2203,"date":"2008-12-22T13:32:42","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T19:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2008-12-22T13:34:54","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T19:34:54","slug":"almost-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/zombies\/almost-done\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost &#8230; done &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3129001782\/\" title=\"businessman zombie by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3201\/3129001782_a549d084b7.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" alt=\"businessman zombie\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In just a few, I will be joining the shuffling throngs \u2014 <i>again<\/i> \u2014 to try and wrap up my shopping. Plopping a &#8220;vacation&#8221; and a couple of days of sickness right in the middle of December really threw off my timing and I&#8217;ve only just now gotten to paw through the bags of acquired knickknacks  in my closet to see where I stand on everyone. I feel like I&#8217;ve been assembling Christmas gifts since August but somehow I&#8217;m not quite done. <\/p>\n<p>I am so close to being done that I can taste it. It tastes like rum, oddly enough. <\/p>\n<p><font size=\"1\"><i>[My friend Coco gave me these awesome glow-in-the-dark zombies and can you bet your ass they are going to find a permanent home on top of my computer at work.]<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In just a few, I will be joining the shuffling throngs \u2014 again \u2014 to try and wrap up my shopping. Plopping a &#8220;vacation&#8221; and a couple of days of sickness right in the middle of December really threw off my timing and I&#8217;ve only just now gotten to paw through the bags of acquired knickknacks in my closet to see where I stand on everyone. I feel like I&#8217;ve been assembling Christmas gifts since&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[479,303],"tags":[653,2181,2231],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-zombies","tag-christmas","tag-shopping","tag-zombies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-zx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}