{"id":2210,"date":"2008-12-31T12:06:04","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T18:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2210"},"modified":"2008-12-31T12:11:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T18:11:46","slug":"ghost-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/ghost-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Ghost cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you with small pets or even tiny mobile children know what it&#8217;s like to be lying in bed and feel the familiar shift of the mattress and the soft, uneven plod of four limbs as they amble slowly and unsurely toward you. Right? Pretty standard stuff.<\/p>\n<p>I was lying in bed, on my stomach, this morning, just enjoying being prone in the sunshine, when I felt the mattress jar and those footsteps come toward me, depressing the mattress around my legs in a little four-footed pattern. And I briefly thought, <i>Awwwww, kitty<\/i>. And then I thought, <i>WHAT THE SHIT?<\/i> because my doors were closed and my cats were not in my bedroom. And I turned my head to see &#8230; nothing. Nothing but my legs.<\/p>\n<p>Yep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those of you with small pets or even tiny mobile children know what it&#8217;s like to be lying in bed and feel the familiar shift of the mattress and the soft, uneven plod of four limbs as they amble slowly and unsurely toward you. Right? Pretty standard stuff. I was lying in bed, on my stomach, this morning, just enjoying being prone in the sunshine, when I felt the mattress jar and those footsteps come&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[509,682,647,619],"class_list":["post-2210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randomosity","tag-cat","tag-ghosts","tag-pets","tag-weird"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-zE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}