{"id":2222,"date":"2009-01-05T18:56:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-06T00:56:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2009-01-06T13:37:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-06T19:37:14","slug":"day-5-birthday-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/food\/day-5-birthday-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 5: Birthday Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3171609807\/\" title=\"Day 5: Cake by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3088\/3171609807_639eb8432b_b.jpg\" width=\"600\"  alt=\"Day 5: Cake\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last night I cleaned out my fridge and today I finally threw away the remains of my 2007 birthday cake. There are no typos in that sentence, I assure you. I am just a disgusting, filthy human being who lives more or less like a 22-year-old bachelor (but who places &#8220;banging chicks&#8221; waaaay further down on the ol&#8217; priority list). Actually, I made a conscious decision to keep the cake in, oh, say June, when I realized that it wasn&#8217;t decomposing <i>at all<\/i>, much like those French fries in the bonus features of the <i>Supersize Me<\/i> DVD. My laziness and curiosity rose up and joined together and hissed at me, <i>SHOVE THAT SHIT TO THE BACK AND JUST LET IT SIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!<\/i> And, never one to ignore strange voices in my head, I did just that. And when my 2008 birthday came and went last month, as I was shoveling a piece of 2008 cake into my mouth, I realized that I was going to have to let go of 2007. And its cake.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p><b>Edit:<\/b> I can&#8217;t believe I forgot to link to <a href=\"http:\/\/cakewrecks.blogspot.com\/\">Cake Wrecks<\/a> when I posted this. My brain is broken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I cleaned out my fridge and today I finally threw away the remains of my 2007 birthday cake. There are no typos in that sentence, I assure you. I am just a disgusting, filthy human being who lives more or less like a 22-year-old bachelor (but who places &#8220;banging chicks&#8221; waaaay further down on the ol&#8217; priority list). Actually, I made a conscious decision to keep the cake in, oh, say June, when&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[66,101,683],"tags":[2179,703,2177,545,2149,704],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-its-true--im-crazy","category-project-365-2009","tag-birthdays","tag-cake","tag-food","tag-gross","tag-project-365","tag-refrigerator"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-zQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}