{"id":2254,"date":"2009-01-30T00:00:24","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T06:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2254"},"modified":"2009-01-30T00:09:39","modified_gmt":"2009-01-30T06:09:39","slug":"day-29-thawing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/weather\/day-29-thawing\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 29: Thawing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3237669615\/\" title=\"Day 29: Thawing by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3516\/3237669615_15861da482.jpg\" width=\"334\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Day 29: Thawing\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>My crud seems to be worsening. I might actually have to haul ass to the doctor, despite my eight-year-old-inner-child protests.<\/p>\n<p>On the subject of frigidity (we were talking about that, right?), I finally reviewed <a href=\"http:\/\/theshelflifeblog.com\/2009\/01\/27\/a-very-very-bad-plan\/\">The World&#8217;s Dumbest Book<\/a>. Did that feel good, you ask? Yes. Yes, it did. I got so carried away that I left out the part where the author lists her cures to low self-esteem. Among them? Cut out all sugar, refined flour, salt, and sweets from your diet two weeks before your big date. Uh huh. If you&#8217;re in the mood for something sweet, just pop  a lemon Ricola in your mouth! That&#8217;s right. It&#8217;s 2009 and women are still trying to fix their lives by crash dieting and finding men to latch on to? WAKE UP.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My crud seems to be worsening. I might actually have to haul ass to the doctor, despite my eight-year-old-inner-child protests. On the subject of frigidity (we were talking about that, right?), I finally reviewed The World&#8217;s Dumbest Book. Did that feel good, you ask? Yes. Yes, it did. I got so carried away that I left out the part where the author lists her cures to low self-esteem. Among them? Cut out all sugar, refined&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[683,75,249],"tags":[768,2149,762,763],"class_list":["post-2254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-365-2009","category-weather","category-women","tag-ice","tag-project-365","tag-snow","tag-winter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Am","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}