{"id":2275,"date":"2009-02-13T11:56:03","date_gmt":"2009-02-13T17:56:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2275"},"modified":"2009-02-13T23:05:31","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T05:05:31","slug":"a-real-molesty-wind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/a-real-molesty-wind\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;A real molesty wind&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"342\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/current.com\/e\/89789741\/en-US\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Ah, Sarah Haskins is always on point. (Click <a href=\"http:\/\/current.com\/items\/89789741\/sarah_haskins_in_target_women_chocolate.htm\">here<\/a> if the embed code is being wonky.)<\/p>\n<p>Happy Day-Before-Valentine&#8217;s Day, y&#8217;all. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Sarah Haskins is always on point. (Click here if the embed code is being wonky.) Happy Day-Before-Valentine&#8217;s Day, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,202],"tags":[814,2158,817,816,815],"class_list":["post-2275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-videos","tag-chocolate","tag-comedy","tag-current","tag-sarah-haskins","tag-target-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-AH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}