{"id":2295,"date":"2009-02-28T10:57:05","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T16:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2295"},"modified":"2009-02-28T11:47:30","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T17:47:30","slug":"day-58-facepalm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/my-moods-are-stable-so-stfu\/day-58-facepalm\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 58: Facepalm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3315170161\/\" title=\"Day 58: Facepalm by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3357\/3315170161_ba825fe396_b.jpg\" width=\"600\"  alt=\"Day 58: Facepalm\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Toby remembers that his hair has been in a ponytail for the past several hours.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I drank a big honkin&#8217; mug of coffee on an empty stomach and rode the high for three hours and then crashed like a Wright brother. Then I got real pissy and annoyed with everything and felt gross and fat and blah blah PMS hooey. It was not a pleasant roller coaster. So when I left work and stepped straight into a giant puddle and then felt the icy dagger of a raindrop pierce my left eyeball, I was all <i>FUCK THIS NOISE, I&#8217;M GOING HOME!!!<\/i> at which point I planned to incubate under a fleece blanket while poutily drinking Woodchuck ciders. But Tobes was persistent in his attempts to de-grumpify me, and aided by Overton County moonshine and sugary canned alcoholic energy beverages, the grumps more or less subsided and I felt much better, although I still did not like the way my ass looked in my jeans. But, well, what can you do?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Make me your daily picture!&#8221; he said, practically leaping and cartwheeling with glee. So I did. And now he&#8217;ll never be an alderman. <\/p>\n<p>MWA HA HA.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toby remembers that his hair has been in a ponytail for the past several hours. Yesterday I drank a big honkin&#8217; mug of coffee on an empty stomach and rode the high for three hours and then crashed like a Wright brother. Then I got real pissy and annoyed with everything and felt gross and fat and blah blah PMS hooey. It was not a pleasant roller coaster. So when I left work and stepped&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[219,683],"tags":[2163,863,864,862,865,2149,861],"class_list":["post-2295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-moods-are-stable-so-stfu","category-project-365-2009","tag-friends","tag-grumps","tag-mood","tag-moonshine","tag-pms","tag-project-365","tag-toby"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-B1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}