{"id":2296,"date":"2009-02-28T14:38:51","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T20:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2296"},"modified":"2009-02-28T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T20:43:00","slug":"day-59-baby-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/day-59-baby-brother\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 59: Baby Brother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/3317291208\/\" title=\"Day 59: Baby Brother by theogeo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3326\/3317291208_c6bfbf3cd5_b.jpg\" width=\"600\"  alt=\"Day 59: Baby Brother\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> Evan and his girlfriend Charlotte were in town today so we had lunch at Central BBQ. I goaded him into trying the barbecue chicken nachos. He wrecked his plate quite thoroughly (those damn things are tasty) and then proclaimed that he&#8217;d had so much to eat that, later, he&#8217;d probably be able to &#8220;shit through a screen and never hit a wire.&#8221; Which is now officially my favorite thing to say, ever.<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/sets\/72157611984534859\/\">Project 365<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evan and his girlfriend Charlotte were in town today so we had lunch at Central BBQ. I goaded him into trying the barbecue chicken nachos. He wrecked his plate quite thoroughly (those damn things are tasty) and then proclaimed that he&#8217;d had so much to eat that, later, he&#8217;d probably be able to &#8220;shit through a screen and never hit a wire.&#8221; Which is now officially my favorite thing to say, ever. [Project 365]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,66,683,85],"tags":[869,867,870,866,500,452,714,2153,2149,868],"class_list":["post-2296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-food","category-project-365-2009","category-the-family","tag-barbecue","tag-brother","tag-central-bbq","tag-evan","tag-family","tag-funny","tag-lunch","tag-memphis","tag-project-365","tag-southernisms"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-B2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}