{"id":2358,"date":"2009-04-10T12:57:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T17:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2009-04-10T13:01:44","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:01:44","slug":"our-wedding-invitations-are-in-the-mail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/our-wedding-invitations-are-in-the-mail\/","title":{"rendered":"Our wedding invitations are in the mail"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Lindsey,<br \/>\nIt\u2019s time to drop the guise. You have followed the Agency\u2019s authentication script to the letter, and I know now, without question, that you are in fact the Jackal. So let us proceed with the business at hand.<\/p>\n<p>There are three coins in the fountain, but each one will not bring happiness.<\/p>\n<p>Got it?<br \/>\nScarecrow, aka \u201cCharles\u201d (haha)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Play catch-up <a href=\"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2355\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>INSTA-UPDATE!<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.metropulse.com\/the_daily_pulse\/2009\/04\/blog-romance.html\">We&#8217;ve been discovered!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lindsey, It\u2019s time to drop the guise. You have followed the Agency\u2019s authentication script to the letter, and I know now, without question, that you are in fact the Jackal. So let us proceed with the business at hand. There are three coins in the fountain, but each one will not bring happiness. Got it? Scarecrow, aka \u201cCharles\u201d (haha) Play catch-up here. INSTA-UPDATE! We&#8217;ve been discovered!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,55],"tags":[2158,2171],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-webshits","tag-comedy","tag-webshits"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-C2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}