{"id":2362,"date":"2009-04-12T20:36:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T01:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2362"},"modified":"2009-04-12T21:24:09","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T02:24:09","slug":"the-family-easter-highlights-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/the-family-easter-highlights-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"The Family: Easter Highlights Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><i>ACT ONE<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<b>Mom (straightening her reading glasses):<\/b> This is the Sarah Palin look.<br \/>\n<b>Dad:<\/b> Yeah, but she&#8217;s got all of her teeth.<br \/>\n<b>Mom:<\/b> And her husband&#8217;s good looking, too!<br \/>\n<b>Krissie:<\/b> And one of her children is mentally challenged. Which one of us would that be?<br \/>\n<b>Dad:<\/b> Do you really want me to answer that?<\/p>\n<p><b><i>ACT TWO<\/i><\/b><br \/>\n<object width=\"600\" height=\"500\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4124235&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/4124235\">Patrick and the Mystery Drink<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user400465\">Lindsey Turner<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ACT ONE Mom (straightening her reading glasses): This is the Sarah Palin look. Dad: Yeah, but she&#8217;s got all of her teeth. Mom: And her husband&#8217;s good looking, too! Krissie: And one of her children is mentally challenged. Which one of us would that be? Dad: Do you really want me to answer that? ACT TWO Patrick and the Mystery Drink from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[683,85],"tags":[2158,972,976,500,649,451,975],"class_list":["post-2362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-project-365-2009","category-the-family","tag-comedy","tag-dad","tag-easter","tag-family","tag-holiday","tag-mom","tag-nephew"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-C6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}