{"id":2369,"date":"2009-04-15T02:54:24","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T07:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2369"},"modified":"2009-04-15T02:56:09","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T07:56:09","slug":"it-stuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/it-stuck\/","title":{"rendered":"‘It stuck’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nick:<\/b> i’m working on my craigslist add
\n *ad
\n me:<\/b> for NSA sexy time?
\n Nick:<\/b> for my drinking partner to replace morgan
\nme:<\/b> oh right
\n i want to read it!
\nNick:<\/b> http:\/\/chattanooga.craigslist.org\/stp\/1123115465.html<\/a>
\n me:<\/b> hahahahaha
\n that’s fantastic
\nNick:<\/b> let’s see if anyone bite
\n s
\nme: <\/b>god, they better
\nNick:<\/b> probably just fat girls
\n me:<\/b> well you need to learn to appreciate fat chicks because they are generally very funny
\n Nick:<\/b> yeah
\n i’ll settle for a fat girl
\nme:<\/b> well how nice of you
\n Nick:<\/b> yeah
\nthe hot waitress at the bar says i won’t find a replacement as cute as morgan
\n me:<\/b> well of course not
\n and if you do? she’s gonna haul off and get married
\n so…
\n Nick:<\/b> yeah
\n i totally h ave a thing for the hot waitress
\n she’s the bestest
\n me:<\/b> oh my
\n Nick:<\/b> and she’s gives me the best service
\nshe brings me my beers before i even order
\n if she sees me walk in the door she gets a beer ready for me
\nme:<\/b> nice
\n Nick:<\/b> and she keeps em coming
\n and she bends over to clean the table so i can see her cleavage
\n which is spectacular
\n me:<\/b> oh lord
\nshe does that for tips
\n and power
\n Nick:<\/b> yeah
\n probably
\n me:<\/b> because boys are fucking predictable
\n Nick:<\/b> she really is nice though
\n they love us at that bar
\nme:<\/b> everyone knows your name
\nNick:<\/b> well. my nickname at least
\nme:<\/b> ?
\n Nick:<\/b> killer
\n me:<\/b> what
\n the
\n fuck
\nNick:<\/b> yeah
\n its been like that since like the first month here
\n the bouncer gave me the nickname
\n cause i was threatening to cut morgan’s thraot
\n kinda loudlike
\n it stuck<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nick: i’m working on my craigslist add *ad me: for NSA sexy time? Nick: for my drinking partner to replace morgan me: oh right i want to read it! Nick: http:\/\/chattanooga.craigslist.org\/stp\/1123115465.html me: hahahahaha that’s fantastic Nick: let’s see if anyone bite s me: god, they better Nick: probably just fat girls me: well you need to learn to appreciate fat chicks because they are generally very funny Nick: yeah i’ll settle for a fat girl… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,32],"tags":[728,985,2158,2163,435,986],"class_list":["post-2369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-friends","tag-chat","tag-chat-log","tag-comedy","tag-friends","tag-internet","tag-nick"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Cd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}