{"id":24,"date":"2004-01-02T00:41:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-02T00:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=24"},"modified":"2008-08-12T12:56:40","modified_gmt":"2008-08-12T17:56:40","slug":"24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/school\/24\/","title":{"rendered":"We are accidents waiting to happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy new year. I won&#8217;t go on that typical diatribe about how time is just a construct and years don&#8217;t actually exist on their own. But as long as it&#8217;s an excuse to get smashed and party all night, I guess that&#8217;s good enough. <\/p>\n<p>I have a whole extra week before I have to place my little pug nose on that large, creaking grindstone again. I&#8217;m talking about school, kids. And work at the paper and the library. Actually, I&#8217;ve got to get crackin&#8217; on some stories for the paper next week. Our back-to-school issue hits stands on the 12th, so we lay out late next week. Work. Ew. I so prefer sitting around in my sweat pants, playing video games. <\/p>\n<p>I love having nothing to do, but I&#8217;m in a constant state of feeling guilty because of my lack of productivity. God, how the system has messed me up. I&#8217;m only content when I&#8217;m workingworkingworkingworking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy new year. I won&#8217;t go on that typical diatribe about how time is just a construct and years don&#8217;t actually exist on their own. But as long as it&#8217;s an excuse to get smashed and party all night, I guess that&#8217;s good enough. I have a whole extra week before I have to place my little pug nose on that large, creaking grindstone again. I&#8217;m talking about school, kids. And work at the paper&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[480],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-school"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-24","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}