Amber:<\/b> We need a bucket and laundry soap.
\nme:<\/b> yeah
\nAmber:<\/b> Biodegradable laundry soap.
\nSo we can drink it and get fuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuup.
\nme:<\/b> woooooooooooooooooo *urp*
\nAmber:<\/b> lols
\nme:<\/b> i guess my biggest concern is the bathing situation.
\n i get grumpy when i’m dirty and especially when my hair gets greasy.
\nAmber:<\/b> They have showers.
\n Dorm showers.
\nme:<\/b> it’s a big fountain, ain’t it?
\n oh
\n really?!
\n weird
\nAmber:<\/b> And I have dry shampoo
\nAnd razors with shaving cream built in
\nme:<\/b> cool
\n does dry shampoo work?
\nAmber:<\/b> I’m going to make sure I’m not on my period
\n Yes
\n Pretty well
\nme:<\/b> i will have dreadlocks before this is over, won’t i?
\n i don’t think i’ll be on mine
\n although … maybe just coming off it
\nAmber:<\/b> I’m gonna get pregnant just to be sure<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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