{"id":241,"date":"2004-12-29T07:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-29T07:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=241"},"modified":"2004-12-29T07:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-29T07:29:00","slug":"241","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/241\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[All secrets sleep in winter clothes]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>All night I&#8217;ve smelled cookies baking, and the whole time I had no idea it was a teeny Yankee Candle (pumpkin spice) my grandmother gave me. That&#8217;s a good candle. <\/p>\n<p>We got home from the hospital at 2 a.m. or so. Phil tried to make it to work by 6, but called and asked for a couple of extra hours to sleep. He ended up getting the whole day off when he started retching in the bathroom for no discernible reason. I mean, we ate the same food last night and I didn&#8217;t get sick, and if it&#8217;s a virus, I haven&#8217;t suffered its effect yet. So we don&#8217;t really know why he was sick all morning, but he seems to be okay now. <\/p>\n<p>The ferrets are scrapping on the couch as I type, but it&#8217;s too late for play time. Man, they are going nuts. I bet it drives the neighbor below us crazy to hear them fall off the couch with a loud thud and clatter against the wall with their tails and their claws. Gonzo originally had surgery scheduled for tomorrow, but he seems to be getting a little better and possibly re-growing hair, so we&#8217;re just going in for a checkup instead. I&#8217;ll be glad to have some time off tomorrow, since all three off days I&#8217;ve had lately have all been spent on the interstate. And playing the new <i>Ratchet and Clank<\/i>. I don&#8217;t get out of work tomorrow completely, though; I have to go in for a totally unnecessary 5-close shift. Ick.<\/p>\n<p>Phil and I have begun the slow and tedious process of picking out potential apartments in Memphis. We get conflicting advice from everyone, so we&#8217;ve decided to narrow our choices down considerably based on our own totally uninformed, presumptuously ignorant preferred locations (midtown, east, and northeast Memphis). Then we&#8217;ll factor in price and ghetto-ness. And then we&#8217;ll take a visit in the next couple of weeks to decide on one. There can only be one.<\/p>\n<p>Even though we have no idea what we can afford (since we haven&#8217;t begun haggling my salary yet), we&#8217;re looking for:<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 A two-level townhome with 2 BR, at least 1 bath (1.5 or 2 preferred)<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Gated community access<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 W\/D connections (in a laundry room and not right in the kitchen)<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 At least 1,100 square feet<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Ferrets allowed<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Decent pool\/recreation area so our fat asses won&#8217;t get any fatter<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Relatively crime-free location in or near town that&#8217;s less than a 30-minute commute to my job<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Big windows, lots of light<br \/>\n<br \/>\u2022 Rental price of no more than $750 or $800 a month (we would prefer the $650-$700 range, but we&#8217;re trying to be realistic and we want a nice place)<\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t it a bitch that you&#8217;re just throwing away money on rent that you could be paying into owning a house? Sigh. Someday my quasi-domestic dreams will come true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[All secrets sleep in winter clothes] All night I&#8217;ve smelled cookies baking, and the whole time I had no idea it was a teeny Yankee Candle (pumpkin spice) my grandmother gave me. That&#8217;s a good candle. We got home from the hospital at 2 a.m. or so. Phil tried to make it to work by 6, but called and asked for a couple of extra hours to sleep. 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