{"id":2434,"date":"2009-06-02T12:09:58","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T17:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2434"},"modified":"2009-06-02T12:11:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T17:11:59","slug":"me-booze-x-internet-access-not-a-good-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/friends\/me-booze-x-internet-access-not-a-good-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1:25 AM <b>me:<\/b> wtf happenednef?<br \/>\n<b>Nick: <\/b>nothing<br \/>\n  just saying<br \/>\n  if everything goes awful<br \/>\n<b>me: <\/b>you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud<br \/>\n <b>Nick: <\/b>did you im the wrong person?<br \/>\n<b>me: <\/b>i habe no idea; i am wasted<br \/>\n <b>Nick: <\/b>you kids and your drinking<br \/>\n  i got a new nancyboy newsletter<br \/>\n <b>me: <\/b>fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs<br \/>\n<b>Nick: <\/b>you&#8217;re too drunk to type<br \/>\n  im saving this<br \/>\n <b>me: <\/b>i am too\\<br \/>\n<b>Nick:<\/b> did you see a show?<br \/>\n<b>me: <\/b>no, save it. i have to log off.<br \/>\n <b>Nick: <\/b>bye<br \/>\n<b> me: <\/b>ok ye&#8217;\\<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef? Nick: nothing just saying if everything goes awful me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud Nick: did you im the wrong person? me: i habe no idea; i am wasted Nick: you kids and your drinking i got a new nancyboy newsletter me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs Nick: you&#8217;re too drunk to type im saving this me: i am too\\ Nick: did you see a show? me: no, save it. i&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[2224,2267,1103,2163,1104],"class_list":["post-2434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","tag-boozin","tag-chats","tag-drunkenness","tag-friends","tag-silly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Dg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}