{"id":2454,"date":"2009-06-18T23:54:05","date_gmt":"2009-06-19T04:54:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2454"},"modified":"2009-06-18T23:54:05","modified_gmt":"2009-06-19T04:54:05","slug":"you-see-where-i-get-it-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/the-family\/you-see-where-i-get-it-right\/","title":{"rendered":"You see where I get it, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom just sent me pretty much the best e-mail in the history of e-mails from mothers:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Help!!!<br \/>\nI am in Crazyland!  Now all my new emails are loading, and each one of them are loading ten times apiemce. OMG I am going to commit hyperlink-acide.  Goodbye.<\/p>\n<p>xoxo with pc passion preferring pleasure but perennially pissed!  Please forego the lectures on the superiority of Macs! lol\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Keep in mind that my mom&#8217;s e-mails get to me in blue italics, which adds the perfect dash of momliness. <\/p>\n<p>I have become one of <i>those<\/i> kids who can&#8217;t stop telling their parents to junk the 2001 Dell and just get a little MacBook. And I will continue to be one of those kids until my parents buy a huge 24-inch iMac. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom just sent me pretty much the best e-mail in the history of e-mails from mothers: Help!!! I am in Crazyland! Now all my new emails are loading, and each one of them are loading ten times apiemce. OMG I am going to commit hyperlink-acide. Goodbye. xoxo with pc passion preferring pleasure but perennially pissed! Please forego the lectures on the superiority of Macs! lol Keep in mind that my mom&#8217;s e-mails get to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[363,85],"tags":[2229,2158,1133,566,1131,451,1132,973],"class_list":["post-2454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fran-moments","category-the-family","tag-apple","tag-comedy","tag-computer-troubles","tag-kids","tag-mac","tag-mom","tag-parenting","tag-parents"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-DA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}