{"id":255,"date":"2005-01-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=255"},"modified":"2005-01-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-10T00:00:00","slug":"255","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/255\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[What does this button do?]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>Kristin&#8217;s yard sale suggestion should not go unheeded. She originally suggested it to fund Gonzo&#8217;s surgery, but he has since been given a fairly clean bill of health (bow to the fishy fat oil!). It doesn&#8217;t matter, though. We have plenty of crap to get rid of, and we could really use whatever money could be squeezed from it. And I&#8217;m sure K&#038;J have things they&#8217;d like to give the ol&#8217; heave-ho to. We all do. So, a list:<\/p>\n<p>+ Our hideously octagonal dining room table and its uncomfortable chairs<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Whatever leftover unwanted books I don&#8217;t sell online<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Plenty of old VHS movies we don&#8217;t watch<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Trinkets galore: candle holders, paperweights, a black light<br \/>\n<br \/>+ A box of Student Publications pencils (unless anyone wants those for a sentimental keepsake)<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Our big broken green chair (if anyone will take it; if not, it&#8217;s dumpster time)<br \/>\n<br \/>+ My inflatable chair and ottoman (which didn&#8217;t sell in our last yard sale)<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Clothes<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s more. I just have to dig it out of the closet. Weather pending, of course, what about Saturday the 22nd? Everyone&#8217;s welcome to join the festivities. We would probably have it on the tennis court here at Havenwood.<\/p>\n<p>+++<br \/>\n<br \/>And now, the secular humanist anthem. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;God&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>by John Lennon<\/p>\n<p>God is a Concept by which<br \/>\n<br \/>We measure our pain<br \/>\n<br \/>I&#8217;ll say it again<br \/>\n<br \/>God is a Concept by which<br \/>\n<br \/>We measure our pain<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in magic<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in I-ching<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Bible<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Tarot<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Hitler<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Jesus<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Kennedy<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Buddha<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Mantra<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Gita<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Yoga<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Kings<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Elvis<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Zimmerman<br \/>\n<br \/>I don&#8217;t believe in Beatles<br \/>\n<br \/>I just believe in me&#8230;and that reality<\/p>\n<p>The dream is over<br \/>\n<br \/>What can I say?<br \/>\n<br \/>The dream is over<br \/>\n<br \/>Yesterday<br \/>\n<br \/>I was the Dreamweaver<br \/>\n<br \/>But now I&#8217;m reborn<br \/>\n<br \/>I was the Walrus<br \/>\n<br \/>But now I&#8217;m John<br \/>\n<br \/>And so dear friends<br \/>\n<br \/>You&#8217;ll just have to carry on<br \/>\n<br \/>The dream is over<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[What does this button do?] Kristin&#8217;s yard sale suggestion should not go unheeded. She originally suggested it to fund Gonzo&#8217;s surgery, but he has since been given a fairly clean bill of health (bow to the fishy fat oil!). It doesn&#8217;t matter, though. We have plenty of crap to get rid of, and we could really use whatever money could be squeezed from it. 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