{"id":2556,"date":"2009-08-21T22:43:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-22T03:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2009-08-21T22:43:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T03:43:41","slug":"this-is-the-most-fucked-up-sentence-ive-read-in-a-long-long-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/news\/this-is-the-most-fucked-up-sentence-ive-read-in-a-long-long-time\/","title":{"rendered":"This is the most fucked-up sentence I&#8217;ve read in a long, long time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BUENA PARK, Calif. (AP) \u2014 An ex-model found stuffed in a bloodstained suitcase without fingers or teeth was so badly mutilated that authorities had to use breast implants to identify her body, prosecutors said Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Whole story <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20090822\/ap_on_en_tv\/us_reality_contestant_slaying;_ylt=AoGU7149l7yFdcY5p0sQtk50fNdF\">here<\/a>, if you have the stomach. Me? I&#8217;ll be drinking the pain away. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BUENA PARK, Calif. (AP) \u2014 An ex-model found stuffed in a bloodstained suitcase without fingers or teeth was so badly mutilated that authorities had to use breast implants to identify her body, prosecutors said Friday. Whole story here, if you have the stomach. Me? I&#8217;ll be drinking the pain away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[11,394],"tags":[1270,2154,1271],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-people-suck","tag-fucked-up","tag-news","tag-people-are-insane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-Fe","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}