{"id":257,"date":"2005-01-11T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T07:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=257"},"modified":"2005-01-11T07:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-11T07:34:00","slug":"257","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/257\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[The only girl I&#8217;ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes]<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>How did I miss that Susan Sontag died? I know the tsunamis engulfed much of the news coverage of the past two weeks, but how did I manage to see a story about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston breaking up before I read that Susan Sontag passed &#8230; <i>two weeks ago<\/i>? It was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\">Salon<\/a> that informed me. I finally renewed my subscription tonight. How I&#8217;ve missed their deliciously, unabashedly left-slanted news. <\/p>\n<p>In honor of Ms. Sontag, I&#8217;ll recount my day yesterday spent watching bad, campy television. What stands out as being so bad that it might actually be good is the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vh1.com\/shows\/dyn\/the_surreal_life_4\/series.jhtml\"><i>Surreal Life<\/i><\/a>, which was completely mind-blowing. I&#8217;ve never seen any of the other seasons, and I just happened to catch season four&#8217;s first episode while channel surfing. Verne Troyer (Mini Me) is completely insane when he&#8217;s drunk. Moaning, groping, naked peeing, etc. And Chyna is just a more buff, slightly less drunk Anna Nicole. The whole concept is this insane, manufactured setting with all these embarrassingly irrelevent quasi-celebrities doing stupid publicity stunts (naked sushi? Come on). It even made Phil gut laugh, which is a pretty honorable feat.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I beat <i>Ratchet and Clank<\/i> and am working my way through the advanced version where I can buy mega weapons!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[The only girl I&#8217;ve ever loved was born with roses in her eyes] How did I miss that Susan Sontag died? I know the tsunamis engulfed much of the news coverage of the past two weeks, but how did I manage to see a story about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston breaking up before I read that Susan Sontag passed &#8230; two weeks ago? It was Salon that informed me. I finally renewed my subscription&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-257","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}